Your name is NEPETA LEIJON. You live in a cardboard box just outside of a BIG CITY on ALTERNIA. Ever since an accident involving you getting hit on the head THIRTY-THREE TIMES TOO MANY you have not since been able to get a hold of your MENTAL STATE. Your HOBBIES include talking in THIRD-PERSON and collecting locks of hair from your FRIENDS who you like to STALK sometimes.
What will you do?
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